Swine flu: hello?

All this time I've been focused on the chickens, and look what happens! My research appears to have been turned on its head.



The key is not to panic!!! There is still time for the End Time Theory to lock into place. It might prove to be a Dark Day for the world as we know it. On the upside, it means I won't be proven wrong this time.

Have faith, my friends! Everything will turn out just fine ... the day is still to come when I can safely say 'I told you so.'